It always creeps me out…

frontyardigan:

therealeovaldez:

phoneticfrenetic:

crowley-for-king:

…that no matter

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how close

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you get

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the pupil

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seems to

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devour light

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like a black hole

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it reflects no light

That’s because the pupil is literally a hole in the iris that lets light enter the retina. No light is reflected by the pupil because it is either absorbed directly into the tissues of the eye, or it is absorbed after it is refracted around the inside of the eye.

Then black holes are merely the eyes of the universe

Whoa

therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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This could represent so many points in my life

azntoo:

skindeap:

shakeitoffpickyourselfup:

aromaeus:

jshaath:

Please take one minute out of your day and watch this. It’s the ugly truth.

I hear no lies.

yoooo

I did not think she would go there but then she did I literally screamed YAAAAAASSSSS BITCH DRAG THEM LIKE YOU’RE TRYNA WALK A CAT

oh shit

Respect

merriemelodie:

helioscentrifuge:

sord:

ukidoki:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs
Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.
Ingredients
1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
1-2 Razors
Mix everything together in a bowl.
Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
Shave your legs.
Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!
Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.
I have silky arm pits too!!
Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs
i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity

HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS
THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY

“its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs”
i can’t decide if you guys are nightbloggers or not

It started out as an informative tutorial and ended as a nightblogging post.
Good ol’ Tumblr. <3

merriemelodie:

helioscentrifuge:

sord:

ukidoki:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs

Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.

Ingredients

  • 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
  • 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
  • 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
  • 1-2 Razors
  1. Mix everything together in a bowl.
  2. Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
  3. Shave your legs.
  4. Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
  5. Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
  6. Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
  7. Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
  8. Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

I have silky arm pits too!!

Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs

i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity

HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS

THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY

its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs”

i can’t decide if you guys are nightbloggers or not

It started out as an informative tutorial and ended as a nightblogging post.

Good ol’ Tumblr. <3

I now remember why I stopped going on tumblr. There is way too much stuff about racism and sexism and politics and all this other shit I really don’t give a damn about. I know that sound like I’m a total dick who can’t feel emotions toward other people but its just the truth. Of course there are things I disagree with but that doesn’t mean I go and make my opinion public because if it doesn’t match with their views it means you don’t deserve to live. This is the only time I’ll make a post like this.

ajaxdotcom:

BLAUUGHAUHGUAHUGHUAHGGHAUHGUHG


ITS HAVING A TANTRUM

ajaxdotcom:

BLAUUGHAUHGUAHUGHUAHGGHAUHGUHG

ITS HAVING A TANTRUM

thepageofhopes:

misanthropicshenanigans:

inconsistentblogger:

I want to get people into Welcome to Night Vale, but it’s so hard to sell like “hey if you like gay radio show hosts and totalitarian goverents and clouds that drop dead animals on small desert towns then boy do I have a show for you”

I usually settle for “Neil Gaiman, Stephen King and George Orwell run a Sim City”

I usually go with ‘it’s like if nowhere from courage the cowardly dog had a radio station’

http://thepageofhopes.tumblr.com/post/93150921457/manhatingbabyeater-nnightosphere

manhatingbabyeater:

nnightosphere:

josephicus:

manhatingbabyeater:

loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun

That is an ABSURD oversimplification. You’re not going to get arrested for standing in a park or anything….

umerla:

~

umerla:

~

harrisdavid912:

I don’t want to go down with my ship. I want my ship to go down on each other.

(Source: uniqueurlthatisntveryunique)

monetizeyourcat:

the best part about the inevitable chaos caused by hussie posting the final homestuck update is going to be people who weren’t visibly homestucks coming out of the woodwork to talk about it. talking and acting as though we were homestucks all along. you wake up one morning and we all have fucking shipping grids. your phone rings and you pick up and your fucking grandma is going to talk to you about rosemary. welcome to hellstuck

  

radtracks:

happy ending // mika

this is the way that we love
like it’s forever
then live the rest of our life
but not together

arcangello:

sindrippedtongue:

How to perform an exorcism:

Hullabaloo, and howdy doo! Musty prawns, and Timbucktu! Yeltsy-by, and hibbety-hoo! Kick ‘em in the dishpan! Hoo hoo hoo!

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Kick ‘em in the dishpan? Hoo hoo hoo???

keylimepie:

ectobiolodaddy:

i think ppl should draw smooches more because basically if you can draw a heart you can draw a KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

i mean these are simple smooch poses but… they are so fun 2 do *_*

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(Source: elactobuddy)

0-memento-mori-0:

I can almost guarantee the majority of the notes are Homestucks reblogging ironically

0-memento-mori-0:

I can almost guarantee the majority of the notes are Homestucks reblogging ironically

(Source: sharklyweekly)